How do you keep track of that shit man? The virgin you are?
You're gonna get busted, and hell hath fury when they find out, and wanna kick your ass...college or not, women DO talk!!

But give you credit for trying all of the chocolates in the box...
Maybe someday you'll find your favorite flavor and you'll actually be posting "Oh, I'm so in love"....someday MVP someday...

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