Originally Posted by jb5k1
The only dicks I've seen erect are porno guys. I want a super-mega-porno-****. I dunno how big my friend's are and I've never bothered to ask.
let me start off by saying.. that hopefully, the only d*ck u see should be ur own.. if u really look at porno d*cks, and someone comes in one day... what r u going to say??? that's ur role model???
nway...
the other side of the grass is always greener.... it's really not.. that would be impossible... but it seems that way...
shur.. maybe u just want to feel that ur normal, or not small.. i know that at 14-16 i wouldn't hear the end of it from my friends as to how big their d*ck was...
i was looking at mine and thinking damn.. how do these people wear shorts???
all my friends used to say that they have like 10 inch to 14 inch d*cks... so i took a ruler one day and found myself nowhere in that range...
it wasn't till i slept with my friend's ex, that i realized they were all full of sh*t...
shur.. i couldn't call for the elevator from 2 feet away... but so what...???
unless ur small... there's really no reason u should be messing around with urself like that... even if u do... don't expect results... think about it... think about how many pills and pumps and creams there are out there to enlarge the size of ur little friend... don't u think they would be out of business if that little jiggly thing ur talking about actually worked??? personally.. i think it's all crap...
if god had wanted to to make women into shish-kahbabs... he would've given u a poll... if he wanted u to have sex.. he would've given u a regular penis.. if god wanted to have people call u pencil d*ck, n' poke fun at ur 2-inch killer... then..
aren't u happy that's not u... lol