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Old 14-02-04, 07:58 AM
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WHO? MIKE JONES!
 
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Not only does it mean that you can never have a pretty chick, but it also means you'll grow impotent, die 40 years before your peers, never be smart, lose at EVERY sport, and die miserable and lonely. Oh, the woes of being 5'7. In fact, at that height, you should console yourself with some man-on-man contact, look for other guys who are 5'7".