Once Upon A Time In Mexico

Have you guys seen it? The action was fun, but the movie made NO ****ing sense. The plot was so convoluted, which can be expected after it was introduced as a "Flick" in the opening credits. I understood most of the political implications of the film, but certain sequences just made ZERO sense. Like why does Johnny Depp go to the center of the city to fight a gun battle when he's blind? The movie was plotwise horrible and the camera angles and action sequences were too exaggerated. Granted, thats how El Mariachi and Desperado made their milk and honey, but there the humor was better and the action more exciting because nobody could fly and bullets didn't catapult people.

On the positive side: the bodacious Eva Mendez looked ****ing hot in that movie. I would bang her brains out till six in the morning. Seriously, a sexy tan, perfectly curved ass, nice rack... and she's an acceptable 5 foot and 9 inches. One inch shy of ideal height but I can look over her flaws.