which brings to mind:

"...You slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free..."

I did that once. Wife and SO of five years came home from work one day and I was gone. POOF! No note. No discussion. No warning. Beyond receiving divorce papers weeks later in the mail by way of a third party, never saw, spoke or heard from her again.

I was much younger then.

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