*le sigh*

i have something to say and im not gonna leave till i say

How To Find True Love: by lovebug

The first step to finding true love is to realize no one loves you, not even God or Christ. Ive seen parents who kiss their children on the cheek..even well after the age of 20. THEY DONT LOVE YOU. Even though there are 1000's of parents who abuse their children, sexually, and mentally. There's no point in loving or accepting a parents love, even if they buy you two new cars a house and pay for all your college education..and support you in everything you do

Your parents aren't gonna have sex with you. Dont love them.

And let them know you dont love them and let them know you trully believe they dont love you. Move out, get married, and never get in touch with them ever again.

wooooooo

feeling more confident now? forgetting your parents in the sake of love isnt too hard to do is it?

Ok, so whats the next step? The next step is to get rid of all the annoying people in your life who are in the way of true love. Friends. Thats right..dont be nice to them, they might steal your boyfriend/girlfriend. I saw two best friends one time...best friend A was crying becuase she broke up with her boyfriend. So best friend B tried to tell her, she'll always be there for her, and that shes always loved her more than anyone..

pffffft...what a lie. She was only trying to look good in front of her friends ex.

Forget every lie youve heard about true friends always loving you at every hour of the day*as the bible says*.

Friends arent gonna have sex with you. Dont love them.

Thats not to hard is it? We all know how meaningless friendship is.Theyre convenient to be with when youre bored and when youre all alone..But take it from our parents, and our parents parents. Once you get married, forget them. Lose their email, lose their number, forget their names and avoid them if you do see them in public. My parents dont have any close friends of any kind, as my uncles and aunts, and just about everyone i know above 35 years old. And look how happy my parents are!! They sleep in seperate rooms. Thats a plus for marriage.

Now youre finally ready to find true love. Not all those forms of fake non sexual meaningless love. The next thing you do, is join every cheap dating show, game around. Getting to know someone isnt important, being their friends..we already established friends are worthless. So once you get the chance, date them..forgot their name..who cares! Just say "sexy" "papi". Have sex on the first date. Sex is a form of true love. How well they put out in bed shows how much they love you. Didnt like your first date? Go on a second..a third..date as many people as you can. And keeping judging the sex.

Remember..true love is all about sex. Keeping this is mind..if youre only sexually attracted to men..its note worthy that every female on the earth doesnt deserve any love from you what so ever...

ohh..and..even though you have to date as many people as possibly. true love is only about ONE person. God asks us to love everyone with all our heart as much as we can. pfftt....God is like a friend. He doesnt have a penis or offer you sex

God isnt gonna have sex with you. Dont love God.

Love only one person. Everyone else you meet, walk all over them. Friends...Family...Your own children...or even God

*end sarcastic post*