There's lots of places to get lubricant. KY lube is in every store ever. And I'm sure you have sex stores (like condoms to go, or the condom store) that sell sex lubricants (cherry flavored... yum). Otherwise, yes, you put it all over the penis, and no, lubricant does not really have a sell-by date. And its not up to the guy to get it, though that's traditionally how it works. To get bc pills, talk to your doctor.

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