Originally Posted by Tone
I read like half of it - don't worry, it's not worth it.
good, i thought so.
ok, my turn to tell a joke. i've never seen it written down, though, so i hope it's not gonna be as long as lloyd's.
princess goes for a walk in the park. comes to a pond. sees a frog.
says, "hey, this scene looks familiar to me … ah, i remember …
all i have to do now is kiss you, and then you'll turn into a prince!"
(the last part she said to the frog)
the frog replies, "no, that was my brother, that fool … if you want this to work with me, it's gotta be a blowjob!"