That's hilarious. And just what I wanted to hear.

So I talked to my really good friend, the one I was sitting next to that night. She thinks I should just go ahead and ask him out. Now, don't freak out or anything, but I don't know 100% if he's got a girlfriend. I know, like 95%, that he's available. So my idea is to ask another one of the waitresses there (who is friends with another one of my friends) if he's got a girlfriend. I know for sure this girl is not subtle. If I do that, she will go to him automatically and say, "That girl just asked if you had a girlfriend. She thinks you're cute," or something like that. That will give him the green light if he wants to proceed, but he's not obligated to do anything. Just appreciate the fact that someone thinks he's cute.

Is this too juvenile? Should I go back to sixth grade? Or should I be a grown up and just ask him out already?

I spaz about things way too much, in case you can't tell.