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A magician gets his first job on a cruise ship. The very first night of his gig, he sees the captain sitting in the front row with a parrot on his shoulder. The captain applauded and the parrot nodded with approval with the rest of the crowd at the shows end.He feels great and is pleased to see them sitting in the same seats for the second and third night..same results...good show. However, by the forth night, the parrot starts to heckle the magician..."RAHH, it's under his hat!"..."RAHH, it's up his sleeve!".."RAHH, his assistant has it!". "RAHH!!"

..Just then the ship hits an iceberg and sinks. As luck would have it, the magician and the parrot get stuck on the same piece of driftwood. They're now floating about the ocean for days angrily glaring down the single board at each other not saying a word.

Finally the parrot breaks the ice a says, 'Ok, I give...where's the boat?'

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