what do all battered women have in common?
they all don't listen!

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing you already told her twice!

What do you call homes for battered women?
Homes for women who don't listen.

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success is nothing more than taking advantage of an oppurtunity.

I never lie to anyone. The only time you lie to someone is when you are afraid of them. I am not afraid of anyone.
- Andrew V.