A man is riding through the desert on his camel, all exhausted and dehydrated. He realises death's release is near, and decides that before he goes he really wants to get laid a last time. So he looks around, gets off the camel and behind the beast, lowers his pants and tries to put it in. But everytime he tries the camel takes a step forward. Cursing his moral degradation, he gets back on the camel and rides on. But after half an hour, his needs overwhelm him and he gets behind the animal to give it another shot. Again the camel doesn't give in and takes a step forward everytime the man tries to get jiggy. In despair the man pulls up his breaches and continues his journey.

All of a sudden he sees a faint shimmer in the distance, which turns out to be a beautiful patch of fertile land. Besides a tree sits a half naked women, who stands up at the sight of him.

"I've been waiting for you stranger. I'm here to do averything and anything you desire."

" Thank god. I've been trying to bone this camel for the last couple of hours, but everytime it takes a step forward. If you could be so kind to hold the camel while I try to get it in......"

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