Outchy Outchy.

Blue Balls is commonly used as an excuse for Men to convince women they need Sex. However; for many men it's a genuine concern. I, for example, can barely stand the pain.

UrbanDictionary.com
"arousal of the penis without ejaculation, causing discomfort in the lower abdomen. Similar sensation to being kicked or hit in the tescticles."

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"Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, cause I get better loking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doing the best that I can." Mac Davis