Me personally? If some girl really treated me really ****in' bad (and for some reason I hadn't dumped her already), I'd probably just desert her somewhere. Like plan a "vacation" a few states away and drive there, tell her I'll meet her at the beach in fifteen minutes after the show I'm watching is over, pack up and leave while leaving a note on the dresser saying, "Have a nice vacation. We're through. Slut."

Alexi

PS - But hopefully I'd have dumped her when I should've.