| Apparently this is one. She wants people to pay her so she can send them an address to write to her. But if you buy her gifts or flowers online, you can get her address free of charge! Wow! What a deal! Hold on people cause I have to break out my credit card so I can pay to write a letter to someone halfway across the world. Who will undoubtedly (if a real woman and not some fat lazy bastard behind a computer screen) ask for me to pay for the plane ticket to fly them to the US so they can marry me, stay for a few years to get US citizenship, then divorce me and take half my money. WHAT AM I WAITING FOR!?!?!??!! |