I don't know why but that reminds me of an old joke.

What's worst than being in a plane crash?

Surviving a plane crash.

Husband to wife as the aircraft heads nose down at a rapid rate of speed: 'Honey, we're gonna die. I confess. I ****ed your Sister.'

Plane suddenly levels off and the pilot on the PA system says: 'Passengers, I apologize for that sudden drop. All is good now, we're fine. We'll be arriving at our destination within an hour. Enjoy the rest of the flight.