LOL...I laughed so hard reading this:

'Dr. Payne...His study did find one case where the bottled pheromones were real. The bad thing about it was they were canine female pheromones, not the human male ones they were advertised to be.

A test subject whom we will call “Marty” wore them while visiting several popular bars and dance clubs near Brandine’s campus. Women did not pay extra attention to him, and he felt no extra confidence. Dogs however were very interested in “Marty”. They followed him around, and repeatedly attempted copulation with his leg. At the end of the night, he tried to take a shortcut back to the dormitories through an enclosed alley. He was cornered, and sexually assaulted by a large pack of amorous dogs. They knocked him over, and had their way with any part of his body they could wrap themselves around, until they were satisfied. “Marty” felt so violated that he was reluctant to speak about it, but with the promise that we would not use his real name, he did.

“Those sex-crazed mutts violated my body and used me! They made me their bitch! I agreed to try the pheromones Dr. Payne was studying because he gave me twenty bucks, and I was hoping to get with some of the sorority girls, even though I’m not in one of the popular fraternities. I never bargained for this. It was horrible! Who let the dogs out?”'

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