Okay I've noticed a psychological pattern in my masturbating habits. What's weird is that I might masturbate and think of the girl a very slight amount because I end up going out with her, and when I become her boyfriend, I don't jack off to them at all. Ever. Period. However, when I break up with them, it skyrockets. I can spank it and they're the only thing I think about the entire time. I've noticed this has happened with every damn girl I've gone out with.

Anybody have any thoughts?