Somewhere out there, there's a girl who's up for it. Not every girl wants Mr. Stability. Some of them even want Mr. Volatile, the Second Earl of Shakitty. That would be you.

I suggest getting involved with artsy types. Hang out around the theater and music students. Start conversations with girls at bus stops and then just wander off. Do you see what I'm saying? Play to your strengths. You're not a normal dude. You're a peculiar dude. So be your weird self and be happy with it- you're probably more attractive than you think.