well apon my absense from this forum i will tell you that i have observed a great many good advise suggestions. and to this i commend and ask you the obvious question which is how can i get a girlfriend to have sex with??????????????????????&&&%^$<<>>87453489075 I really want some sex and a girlfriend really really bad. and in addition to this dilema that i have i will also tell you that i saw a beautiful female at the home-depot and she was buying glue and so i go to snatch the glue from her and I says I Dave will pay for it my yon woman! the foreigner security guard sends me out the door a-packin to which i will say ALL I WANT IS MAYBE JUST A LITTKLE BIT OF A DICK-LAY!!! What is a guy to do? If I was a female of the form of this little love-creature i would welcome the advances of a man like me, dave well the other obvious question (())___**$#($*% that i will tell you is that my roommate sells advertizemments for the yellow-pages and methinks we should have a personalads section and maybethen we can place a picture and find a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!