Interpretation: He's been talking to his co-workers about this girl Carly (the one he likes). He was given advice about sex from his co-workers, that he should talk to his dad about such things. But unfortunatley his father has passed away. His friend Marta told him that his co-workers are morons for giving such advice of strapping a girl to a picnic table and screwing her through the umbrella hole. So he's basically asking how to deflower a virgin???


Ok, heres my input. I agree with Marta, your co-workers are imbeciles for even suggesting such a thing with a picnic table. Although I did get a great laugh out of it. I believe your co-workers were not serious and that you should ignore said comments.

I've read about Carly many times in your posts and I believe that you do have a fond interest in her. Although I would not worry about such things quite yet. Have you gone out with her on a date yet? Have you made any sort of relationship with her? If you answered "No" to the following then I would not worry about having sex yet, untill you both are ready for it. Plus, never forget about contraception!!

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