Thanks, I figured most people want the gist before they read a three page essay on a situation. I sure as hell do.

As for this "K.I.S.S" method, wikipedia didn't have it, so could you perhaps go into more detail?

And as for the seducing idea, I'm not exactly Mr. Universe over here--not to say that I'm hideous, it's just that I have literally zero experience seducing a chick. Which is why I was falling back on good ol' fashioned diabolical evil plots. James Bond 'n shit.