You have keen skills of observation, because you're right there was truth in my statement. I wish my camera was working because then I could take a picture of my keyboard all coated in my wrist-blood to show you.

Obviously if he hasn't left he's being an attention grabbing cock suck. Now I had no idea he was still around or that he was talking to you, there's not any way I really could know if you and him chatted in private messages.

Lastly, Colbert dancing behind that guy is HILARIOUS. Only a zombie wouldn't laugh...because they can't.