(1) Lack of punctuation.
(2) Incorrect punctuation.
(3) Incorrect punctuation.
(4) *seriously
(5) *night
(6) *Let's
(7) *Christmas
(8) Sentence gets totally ****ed up at this point. Consider revising.



(1) *Vashti, or *bitch
(2) Incorrect punctuation.
(3) *seems
(4) *iPod
(5) *for sure, but you should use "but they sure are"
(6) Lack of punctuation.
(7) Capitalize. See (6).
(8) Lack of punctuation.
(9) Sentence gets totally ****ed up at this point. Consider revising.
(10) *isn't
(11) "Yets?" Are you ****ing stupid?
(12) Kill yourself.


(1) Anything before this point is unnecessary and needs to be removed. Capitalize. And while you're at it, quit your job as a custodian and go back to elementary school.