Eeeew. My parents used to have loud sex. My friends thought it was hilarious, but I thought it was gross.

My neighbors in my apartment when I was in college would have loud, kinda slappity-sounding sex. It sounded like she never got off at all. (Sad.)

You're welcome to listen outside my window. There's plenty goin' on in there...

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