I knew someone was going to say that. I don't know, I'll talk about my preferences pretty openly in other areas but standing there with my hands on my hips giving blowjob instructions like "oh yeah, lick it like a lolly pop" "slap it on your tongue uhhnhhhn that's right" "now take it all the way in to the hilt, that's right" probably wouldn't gel. Sadly, life is not a porno film.