Guess I'll never be one. For a guy, anyway.

1. Fine. Just as long as I don't have to look perfect at three in the morning. Or wear uncomfortable shoes. I /hate/ those.
2. I'd prefer to kick his butt at video games, thank you. It can be an ego thing if I lose. If. But I'm a sore loser anyway, so I suppose I'd just make him feel bad either way.
3. And I think parties from which one returns drunk are bad ones to show up at to start with. I can't stand the smell of alcohol on its own, let alone on someone's breath.
4. Beer sucks. Get with tea.
5. If he can't work the VCR/DVR/whatever, then it's his own fault if he misses something. I don't watch TV anymore, so I'm not going to mess with it. Streaming video for the win. And if he doesn't even know what that is, he deserves to be shot.
6. Not having sex 'til I'm married, thank you. If he can't keep it in his pants, then he can't keep me.
7. I wouldn't date him unless I liked his sense of humor.

Thanks for the laugh. =)