Oy, I just don't find things like this at all funny, thank you very much. Nor any joke that pokes at a woman having her place.

Charlie: If I get one in me, it'll mean I've married him, right? Then you don't have to worry, because it'll just be the one poor guy.

Michael: I'm far from a control freak. I actually have a lot of problems making decisions, tend to blame myself whenever something goes wrong, and would prefer that my partner figure out what to do, for example, than myself. Because my best answer is "I don't know." As far as self-centered... Other than the video games, only two things drive my response to that. One, my belief that sex is best left until the wedding night. That's a common one, especially where religion is concerned, so "depriving" a romantic interest is more a moral issue than my being "self-centered". Two, my belief that there is never an excuse for being drunk. If someone goes to a party, fine. But if they manage to lose themselves so much in doing so that they are barely aware of what they're doing? That they'll have a headache from hell in the morning? I understand that drinking is a social activity, but I'm sure that having a soda or something does just as well. So on a moral level, if I were to date a guy who did come back drunk from a party, I believe that there would be some underlying moral conflicts. Personally, I will never drink. I will not impose this on anyone else, but I expect responsibility from the people I choose to interact with on that romantic level, mostly because I see them as responsible people to begin with. Make sense? And as far as the games go, I will always admit to being a sore loser. That's why it's always better to play co-op with me than some sort of PvP. Like in the old Sonic games, where you could have the second controller and someone playing as Tails. And as far as compliments go, I'll be honest. If he's good at something, I /will/ tell him. But it seems stupid and insincere to exaggerate or lie about it.

EDIT: miSSleepy. Got the joke part, put in a serious response. I tend to do that, people will probably get used to it. See bottom comment in the original post, about the laughing. =)