I appreciate what you're trying to do, Frasbee, but I don't think it's enough. I think you should start a training camp. Yes, the perfect girlfriend would have beer on tap, but she needs to be taught how to pull a tap beer without filling the glass up with foam, and speaking of the glass, did anyone even mention that it should be frosty-cold from the fridge?

And what about nachos? You could have a nacho-making seminar. In fact, all snack foods should be covered, just in case.

Time might also we well-spent working on faking orgasms and how to tolerate his mom.

Commit to this, Frasbee. I think you've really got something, here.

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