Ugh. As I've said, I'm a nineteen-year-old computer science student. Don't expect me to completely understand the jokes of an old man. "Men are stupid dogs" was me poking at you. Even if I did post it, I wouldn't put it in a decently serious forum section. I commented. I'd appreciate it if you'd stop treading on /me/, or at least making me feel as if you are. And it does actually strike me as exaggerating men's /wants/--see television. The sex parts in particular--a lot of guys here (or at least a vocal few) seem to think that a relationship without sex isn't a very functional one, or at least assume that if you mention dating someone, especially for a year or so, there is automatically omgsex. I tell guys in the game I play that my last relationship lasted about a year and a half. Then they find out that I'm a virgin, and their reaction is very much in the WTF category. I can laugh at faults in my wants or expectations, but not at what hits so close to what some people seem to expect from me.

I think I'm just going to leave this thread alone. Which is disappointing, because I usually love reading everything new on a forum...