well I thought it was funny ^.^

but I'll reply anyway (:

1. look your best at all times.
dude, I always look good. To quote friends, I could wear a paper bag and look stunning. screw makeup and expensive clothes.

2. stroke his ego
does "I love your cock?" count?

3. let him prowl
for 4 to 6 months at a time, only.

4. never run out of beer
he doesn't really drink and neither do I so.. pass.

5. give him the remote
whoever's country we're in gets the remote.

6. be wild in the bedroom.
no comment

7. laugh at his jokes
heehehehehe.

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