Haha wow the old seniority card comes out in so many forum discussions it's embarassing. Clearly the real sentiment here is a prejudice against college students, not zeal on my part. Anyway...

What I said may have been a little simplistic, but EATING CARBS WILL MAKE YOU FAT. Why? (OH NO FACTCHECKERS OPEN UP A NEW TAB QUICK!):

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