Hi, I'm a guy 34, never really made it with the ladies. My middle name is probably 'awkward' or something like that.

I dunno why I am here. Probably titilation honestly.

see you around maybe

a big hello to all the girls...

'I think she likes me'
"How can you tell?"
'Oh, by the way she is speed dialling the cops'

(that's just my little joke)

(any Fruedians here?)