John, why don't you just invest $5 in a bolt for your door? If your mom asks you why you're installing one on your door, tell her you need more privacy. What's she going to do?

Then you can lock your door all smooth like in the movies when the guy is just about to get laid. Nothing cooler than that, right?

But yeah, be safe, be careful, and I still encourage you to put it off until you're a little older. Good luck with whatever happens, and don't bust a nut inside of her. Even if you have a condom on. Anyway, those are my tips for you, and I wish you well.

Oh and, if your mom knocks on the door or tells you that supper is ready or something, it just might, JUST MIGHT ruin the moment. Maybe if your mother respects you and thinks your trustworthy, sit her down and tell her what's up. Maybe she will understand, and give you that privacy.

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