I hate people that fart or burp in front of me. I think it's disgusting and so rude and uncouth. ESPECIALLY because you can control those. You CAN hold it in a little bit. And you DO feel when it's coming. So if you're gonna fart, go into another room to do so. And if you're gonna burp, at least cover your mouth and say "Excuse me" afterwards. If I have the decency to that for you, return my courtesy.

Rod Steele