I thought you were but I was just checking.
I find that even when I wasn't very smooth about wanting to wash hers (tuna crotch), that as long as I gave her attention afterwards, it was soon forgotten. I think it only really destroys women is if the guy just says something mean, and walks out. If he's polite about it, it might still be uncomfortable, but if he takes care of her afterwords she should be thinking "Well, I guess i'm not that bad if he did that to me!"
Originally Posted by squirrley
Instant face lift: smell a nasty cooter!
No, that's a instant eye lifter!
(Also it's an instant erection UN-lift!)