HA!

I told her I would cum twice last night, and she didn't believe I could do it. We actually bet on it. If I couldn't cum a second time, I'd have to cook her a dinner.

I figured I'd go fast the first time, so I wouldn't get worn out, but the second go 'round, I just wouldn't climax. It was getting frustrating, but it was also relieving at the same time. I now understand how guys can last so much longer after the initial ejaculation. So now I have renewed faith in my ability to perform once we actually get around to having intercourse!

On the downside, she's on her period, so she didn't get any action. Trust me, I offered, but she doesn't want me anywhere near down there when she's ovulating. Instead, I slathered her up in massage lotion and gave her a back massage.

Know what's funny about all of this?

I won, but I'm gonna cook her dinner anyway.

__________________

Heil Frasbee