Bleeeahh. Sometimes I feel downright MILFy, but not today. Maybe I'll go track down that cute kid that works at County Land Use.... he can't be more than 26 and I know he'd pork me in the bathroom next to his office, given half a chance.

No, I'm totally kidding. I actually avoid that guy. He's adorable, but I'm soooo not single.

Anyway, doesn't Vashti have some sort of mathematical formula for this- like, half your age plus five or something?

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