so yeah i went to the bar with my girl after our final in clincal tonight. we did so good.

she ran to the bathroom and a guy comes over to me...

"so how many times have you been hit on tonight?"

i laughed. ok so it felt kinda good to get hit on....he was ok looking. but now i'm wondering...hmm how many drinks has he had??

lol.

ok so this is my offical pick up line by someone who doesn't have grey hairs.

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(question and answer of the day)

why put on this macho thing?

hello... why do you think they are the stronger species??? its the male ego. all have it. it's when they use it. lmao

hell and they wonder why there are so many lesbians today.

i think they all must of watched this movie in grade school while we watched that horrible "puberty movie" and theirs was "what to say to a girl....by men, for men"