A rabbi was arguing with 3 priests about the nature of God. After several hours of fierce arguing, the rabbi, in his frustration cried out

'oh God, you know i am right, please give me a Sign'. A moment later, dark storm clouds passed across an otherwise sunny sky. But the priests were unimpressed & the argument continued.

A few hours later, the rabbi again cried out: 'Oh God, you know I am right & your last sign went unbelieved, please give another, stronger sign of your might!'. So, a moment later, 4 dark storm clouds gathered & formed a ball of lightning that blasted a nearby tree.

The priests were still unimpressed, claiming the lightning was due to natural causes. The argument went on.

Finally, after several more exhausting hours, the Rabbi was just about to cry out when a voice boomed "HEEEEEEE'S RIIIIIIIIGHT!'

After a moment of stunned silence, the Rabbi turned to the priests. The priests returned his look & shrugged, saying:

"So? Now's its just 3 against two."

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