Are you religious? Has it occurred to you that you're failing to appreciate your God-given gifts by letting them get all rusty and dusty?

You were made to have sex. You were made to like it. What the hell is wrong with you? Sluts are people who have an inappropriate relationship to sex. Wanting to jump your husband's bones every day is the most appropriate thing I can imagine.

Get on the stick. Really.

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I think all women really want is to be proven wrong about men.