Yeah, gear up for the trip thing. I know a dude who was in far worse shape than you that landed some german babe on a road trip to canada. Maybe you should cut out the soda-pop from your diet. Often the need to jerk it comes from anxiety, not from feeling sexy. High sugar intake is the leading cause of anxiety (and depression, in fact.) Yeah if you don't believe me you can look it up.

Anyway DM don't be discouraged because dumbfcks like me have gotten laid a few times. You sound like you're anxious to lose your virginity but trust me, the day after the day is just like any other day.

Just stay on your path MD, oops i mean DM. ( ; When your train comes all of this will probably seem quite trivial.