Prude-crusher (flirting)

You: Did you know that 93% of all women masturbate in the dark? Yeah.., I didn't know.., but what I thought was funny.., was that the other 7% actually sing a song..
Her: What?
You: Yeah! And do you know what song they sing?
Her: No
You: Then I guess you're one of those girls who masturbates in the dark

Stupid-DLV (flirting)

You: You know.., someone e-mailed me this personality test.., and somewhere through it.., they were talking about how if your index finger is bigger than your middle finger.., it means you had more testosterone during development so you're more analytical.., but I forgot.., do you think that's true?
Her: Blah blah
You: The thing I do remember though is for people who are really smart.., their hand stretched out is supposed to be bigger than their face..
Her: (opens up hand and puts it next to her face to compare)
You: (quickly push her hand into her face and laugh).. haha! Actually.., I remember now.., it said people who fall for that sh*t deserve to slap themselves..

Best,

GrkScorp

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