I don't stand in it in the mornings, I just piss in it from the outside while the water is running.

In any case, urine is sterile, and while the water is running, nobody would know it's been pissed in. Plus, I come back home covered in dirt and grime that is easily more dirty than my piss.

Also, morning erections have little to do with your dreams, it's a reflex your body is apt to doing itself.

So Lozenger, ever try to pee down in a toilet when your penis is pointed up?

No, 'cause you're a girl, which means you bleed out your hole for a week. Now who's dirty?

(Yes, Amy knows I do this.)

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