Originally Posted by
vashti 
How'd you like a girl to leave her blood all over the toilet seat?
If I clean up, then you, as a woman, don't need to yell to lift the seat up every time I piss. I could just pee all over the place and clean it up, just like you do with blood. But I don't, unlike you do. I always put two layers of toilet paper on the seat, everywhere, because I know women have pissed and spread blood all over it.
And wanking in the shower is too common to make the topic awkward, DM!