| Buy a pack of cigarettes.
Go to the park, and find some dog shit.
Open the pack of cigarettes, and poke the turd with the butt-end of the cigarette.
Then when you feel that urge to light one up and smoke one, you'll hopefully remember that you dipped them in dog shit, and that will ruin your nicotine appetite.
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If you stare at a white pixel long enough, you notice the throbbing red, green, and blue elements that create it.
If you stare at a fuzzy blanket long enough with your eye so close it goes out of focus, just look at the sparkles; you can see it on the cellular level.
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