One of my best friends at work is a massive MILF. She's working there after she blew all her divorce pay out on a big pimped out apartment and has no money to live on. She brings me food to supplement my diamond necklace diet. She has lepoard print sheets on her bed. Leopard print sheets! She was telling this other much younger girl at work not to let a man run her life.

"I could have posed for Playboy you know," she said. "I got through all the selection process. But my ex-husband wouldn't let me."

Then she looked at the window and said quietly to herself "so many opportunities."