Haha, trees.... we don't have trees here son. Real men sleep on shale terrain in twenty degree weather, without blankets or heavy clothing, like I did last saturday. Not smart, when there are all kinds of deadly insects and beasts roaming around. So that's what a foolish 'tough guy' does, or what a poor chap without a tent does.

And again, why, specifically do you like dome tents? I don't get it.