I also have a hairy ass.

I think younger women are a bit squeamish about that crap, but as they get older they don't really care anymore.

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God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain

If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein