I was almost waiting for a "I looked in her eyes and found them completely empty, unblinking, and mine at last. I cried. We were finally together, no one could drive us apart, she was mine forever....and then in one exquisite starburst of pain, her knee swiftly parted my testicles. I decided to share my embrace with the concrete rushing to greet me from below. And I tasted the cold, granite through clenched teeth, I writhed on the ground, hopeless in her gift of love. The blood in my urine would flow as a reminder of the beating of my heart which brought us together. This moment of an unspoken destiny."


I'm sorry Zekk, the story was great, I was just TOTALLY expecting a twist on it so I threw in my own as an example. I'm sorry, just my twisted humor acting out again at the expense of someone else's sweet expressions. I sure hope I didn't kill the intention. Somebody needs to part my testicles for me, i'm such a dick. :-P

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